rules of the road

for all to see. as developed by myself, gabe "lil bitch" shaukat, and wade "i'll get my driver's license before we go so i can drive too" wisdom:

1. necessary 2/3rds majority for song change.
2. pictures at every “welcome to” and “you are now leaving” state sign.
3. wade isn't allowed to sleep in the car.
4. gabe and jeff and are not allowed to drive more than 9 hours a day each.
5. usher/r. kelly will be allowed to double up on the same girl. get it? get it?
6. eagles “take it easy” will be played to diffuse arguments and ensure the peace.
7. one greasy diner a day, no more, no less.
8. no shaving or sharpie pranks.
9. uga flags must be flown at all times.
10. no transportation will be provided to illegal mexican immigrants. so gabe's walking.

here's to playing by the rules.